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jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you


defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.


studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes



january: post halloween candy hangover
feburuary: couples halloween
march: almost halloween
april: almost halloween
may: almost halloween
june: almost halloween
july: almost halloween
august: almost halloween
september: basically halloween
october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
november: still halloween
december: halloween for jesus

wanderlustwondrland:

lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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I was in the car with my dad and he told me to tell him the directions and I’ve had this post in my head forever and I toLD HIM TO GO WEAST AND HE LOOKED LIKE HE WANTED TO KILL ME


illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

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keepmeafloat:

kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

She is in no mood for your bull shit today.

keepmeafloat:

kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

She is in no mood for your bull shit today.


howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”


meatloves:

the cucumber saga


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