roses can be red
violets aren’t fucking blue
this is an actual correct poem
bottom line: i’d like to fuck you
we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it
Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.
That’s painfully accurate.
real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes
When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way
I was in the car with my dad and he told me to tell him the directions and I’ve had this post in my head forever and I toLD HIM TO GO WEAST AND HE LOOKED LIKE HE WANTED TO KILL ME
this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.
She is in no mood for your bull shit today.
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”